Baby Fatigue

Here's a sample of baby making conversation these days:

DH: Do you have an egg today (referring to fertility monitor).
Me: Yes.
DH: Do you want to have sex today?
Me: (Hesitates), but thinking, if I get pregnant, we'll never have to have sex again.
DH: If you get pregnant, we won't have to have sex again.

We laughed hysterically. We had sex anyway. Needless to say, it wasn't exactly inspired.